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Everyone's
texting and multitasking - is anyone listening?
Three parts - anyone could put it together
Time to talk freeways again
Gratitude defies analysis
Stay away from the computer
Human beats ATM
Tomorrow's
the best day
Not easy watching the Padres
Changing
the body clock
Four day weekend
not so relaxing
Political junkie lost in primaries
Can’t get
fried eggs off my mind
Remote control's gone crazy
Coming of age (conclusion)
Coming of age as cancer strikes (part one)
Calories come, calories go...
Buying online was so
much easier
Alarming touches
No more cash
for me
Paper clips by the dozens
Running to catch up with my computer
Friday the 13th
Not talking about me
The elevator doors kept opening
There's junk mail and there's junk mail and then there's -
Handling portion
size
Here we go
again…
Focusing on the
task at hand – it’s the secret to success, if…
I
spent way too much time watching football
No more high-tech tantrums in
2007
Rejected
plastic puts a dent in holiday celebrations
Here comes Christmas –
how’s your backyard?
Getting together for Thanksgiving isn’t always easy…
Weight loss advice comes pouring in…
The best and worst of
Halloween past and present
Of treadmills ’n carbs ’n tiny tiny portions
Quick! Cancel
the credit cards
If you ever go to Pennsylvania
I never fall
for those advertising ploys
Airport security is wise to knife-wielding grandma
If you lose your cell phone, call me -
The Padres win, the Padres lose -
And
the winner at the gas pump is…
When in a hurry, rely on
the guy behind you
Whose
identity would you steal?
Laptop gets a frisking
Best time to book a flight
Say something, it said - say anything!
One
healthy breakfast bar - 56 ingredients!!!
Curling skeletons at the Olympics
An iPod installed in your jeans – what next?
My ice cubes went flying into his
territory
Peace and relaxation at Hotel Thumpety Bump
I’d heard some really strange rumors about
chatrooms
My new DUMP THE POUNDS PLAN
I'm sure the turkeys didn't
have this in mind
This time
of year, you gotta have a nimble thumb
Swap you three Monday hours for a Friday night
hour
It's a beautiful watch, but I
can't get it on
It's
flexible and it hugs your...
The glare just about
knocked me over
Missed a good Padre game, but
got the washer
VISA knows more about me than I do
Someone
out there's messing with my stuff
Of lice and men and other
things healthy
Philosophies run
rampant on the freeways
Normally I just pay the
electric bill
Life in the line turns out to be the experience of
a life-time
Speaking of freeway attractions, I
almost ran into a good one…
And then those eraser
crumbs get all over your desk...
In which I (try to) dispense with the Roll
Master
It’s the only part of doing taxes
that hasn’t been electronicized
Low carbs and sneaky scales keep me – um, not so fit
Nothing like a
quiet ride over the dunes - Whoa!!!
No GPS, no
DVD player - must be trade-in time
Perfectionism goes out with the old year
Cell phones transform themselves in
the landfill
I had a
whole month to get ready for Christmas - but then
A few stitches at
the emergency room
Most of the
thankful stuff is small and sweet
What do you do with a wet
umbrella?
From
hanging chads to half-filled ovals
Forgot
a few things
Meet
me for lunch - when?
Amazing
- simply amazing what we can do these days
Sometimes
don’t you just want to sit someone down and…
My
files aren’t hanging any more
Newspapers
tell you everything you need to know - and then...
Are
you thinking about taxes?
The
kerry bush branches out
New
software hits me hard
Baseball 'n bubble gum - a
winning combination
Is lity anything like
you?
1-800-how's my driving?
Must be summer - there's chaos on the
freeways
Sure glad I bought travel insurance
Sunshine's in again
- or is it?
The salt of
the earth has a bad rep
Naming names isn't always the way to go
The
elevators go up and down - regardless of the buttons pushed
I
always believe the newspaper
Where did all the color go?
Players
come and go
To
your health - have another gallon of java
Baseball
of another era
Tale
of the Shovelbird
Where’s the pull-down tray?
Weekend flight to Yreka brings surprises
My computer gets along just fine without me
It was lost and then it was
found – but then I lost it again
It’s all in the greeting
I
had way too much to do and my brother-in-law was coming and…
Concrete ’n jazz ’n Disney World - a national
preserve for people
Opened
my mouth to say good morning and it was gone
At
the copy machine staples dig in and multiply
You gotta admit – it’s a mess!
O blessed
misery - Charger season's over
The Christmas present
Holiday
decorating takes a new turn
Spam’s no problem – it’s the rest of
the e-mail that takes hours
Laptop
joins bears in hibernation
Mostly
I forget about the Snapple
The
toughest part is getting all those catalogues out of the mailbox
The
ultimate cheeseburger
